Upon waking up:
Dylan: "I love you, Mama! So much Mama!" (He currently tells me this a hundred times a day but I melt every time)
Me: "Dylan! Guess who is home with us today! Daddy!"
Dylan: "Don't be ridiculous, Mama, Daddy's at work!"
And just now....
Sean dropped something in the kitchen.
Dylan: "Are you all right, Dad?!"
Sean: "Yes, I'm fine, Monkey!"
Dylan: "Jesus Christ, Dad!!!"