Me: Are you jumping on the couch?
Dylan: No, Mama, I'm not jumping. I'm bouncing.
*
Me: Do you know what day it is?!
Dylan: It's Friday!!
Me: Yesterday was Friday, remember? Today is Saturday!
Dylan: Oh yes! I think you're right, Mama!
*
(When yelling from his room while not napping)
Dylan: MAMA!!!!!!!! BUT I NEED TO CUDDLE WIFF YOU!!!
*
Dylan: COME HERE!!!! Turn the TV off, Mama! I'm calling you, let's go! (Still not napping)
*
Me: You're a good boy, Dylan.
Dylan: No, I'm not a good boy, I'm a good puppy.
